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Here’s a curious conundrum for you: how does a team with one of the most stuttering offenses around manage to scare the entire AFC senseless? The Houston Texans, that’s how. Picture this—a defensive juggernaut so ferocious, so cagey, it’s got Dan Orlovsky warning all and sundry that no one wants to tango with Houston come playoff time. Yes, the Texans have struggled to find their offensive groove, but their defense? Oh, it’s an entirely different beast—ominous, relentless, and downright electrifying. Now, toss in the drama of C.J. Stroud’s return, and suddenly, Houston’s narrative thickens with tension and tantalizing possibility. Stick around as we unpack why, despite the odds, this 6-5 crew might just be the terror lurking in January’s shadows.

GLENDALE, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 12: Dan Orlovsky looks on prior to Super Bowl LVII between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles at State Farm Stadium on February 12, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona. — (Photo by Carmen Mandato/Getty Images)

The Houston Texans present an unusual evaluation challenge this season. Their offense has struggled significantly while their defense operates at an elite level, creating a stark contrast that defines the team’s overall identity and potential heading forward.

Following Houston’s victory over the Buffalo Bills on Thursday night, former NFL quarterback Dan Orlovsky offered a bold assessment of where the Texans stand in the AFC playoff picture. He suggested the 6-5 team has become a threat that opposing conferences should take seriously as the season progresses.

“They’re the one team that nobody in the AFC wants in the playoffs. This team’s won 6 of 8, okay? This is the best defense in football. The teams that they’ve lost through, they’ve lost to by 5, 7, 8, 1, and 3. Those are their five losses. Every team they’ve lost to is a playoff team,” Orlovsky said on ESPN’s First Take.

"They're the one team that nobody in the AFC wants in the playoffs."

@danorlovsky7 on the Houston Texans pic.twitter.com/B3oQZKZPb7

— First Take (@FirstTake) November 21, 2025

Orlovsky’s confidence centers on Houston’s defensive dominance, which he compares to historically great units like the 2009 Rex Ryan Jets. Will Anderson is performing at a Defensive Player of the Year level while Danielle Hunter continues to terrorize quarterbacks from the edge.

The linebacker corps flows downhill effectively, and the secondary forces turnovers through aggressive coverage. Derek Stingley Jr., Azeez Al-Shaair, and Calen Bullock have all contributed significantly to this defensive surge.

The offense is beginning to find rhythm, adding another dimension to Houston’s trajectory. However, Orlovsky notes an important variable: C.J. Stroud’s return introduces new pressure on the team.

During his absence, the Texans won consistently, establishing themselves as playoff contenders rather than chasing a postseason spot. Davis Mills has gone 3-0, but the expectation shifts when Stroud reclaims his role as the franchise quarterback.

Houston’s defense has carried the team through tight contests with its suffocating pressure and ball-hawking secondary. If the offense simply maintains efficiency and moves the chains consistently, this defense can protect leads and control close games. The combination creates a formula that could prove dangerous in January if both units perform at their respective levels.

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