NHL Weekend Shockers: Penguins’ Turmoil, Sharks’ Rise, and Toronto’s Unthinkable Collapse
4. No, really, cover that up – The guy looks like the secret child of Frankenstein’s monster and Abdullah the Butcher. Give the man a cap. Or a toque. Or a Claude Julien-style outdoor game derby. Or a sulky teenager’s hoodie. Or a guardian cap from the NFL. Or a lampshade. Or a lucha mask. Or one of Roger Neilson’s unused paper bags. Literally anything. Please, we’re begging you.
3. Speaking of ugly things nobody should have to look at – Breaking: The Maple Leafs are bad again. Friday was the biggest regular-season game of the year, and they barely seemed interested. And on Sunday, a slumping Avalanche team that had lost two straight came into Toronto and almost looked bored, toying with the Leafs for a few hours without breaking much of a sweat on the way to a win that was never in doubt.
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